Copy that'll make them want everything you sell.
Writerlust
by Allison Janda
Are Your Email Open Rates Less Impressive Than The Series Finale of Game of Thrones?
You're a business owner or entrepreneur who wishes your product or service could sell itself.
And right now, you're probably thinking—F*ck yeah, Allison. That sounds great. But this sorcery does not exist because if it did, I’d KNOW about it.
Au contraire! (Did that sound convincing? I don’t actually know French.)
As it happens your product or service CAN sell itself.
While you sleep.
Or while you sip spritzer on a beautiful beach.
Or even while you participate in a 'ménage à trois' (Ha, I DO know French)!
How?
Outstanding email copy.
Emails that sound like you.
Emails that looks like something you'd have written if you happened to be a talented copywriter.
Emails that make people want what you sell.
Sounds good, right? Keep scrolling to find out how to work with me.
And right now, you're probably thinking—F*ck yeah, Allison. That sounds great. But this sorcery does not exist because if it did, I’d KNOW about it.
Au contraire! (Did that sound convincing? I don’t actually know French.)
As it happens your product or service CAN sell itself.
While you sleep.
Or while you sip spritzer on a beautiful beach.
Or even while you participate in a 'ménage à trois' (Ha, I DO know French)!
How?
Outstanding email copy.
Emails that sound like you.
Emails that looks like something you'd have written if you happened to be a talented copywriter.
Emails that make people want what you sell.
Sounds good, right? Keep scrolling to find out how to work with me.
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Can You Relate?
You're decent with a pen—er, keyboard—but don't want to invest time into writing a whole email sequence.
Sure, you can write. But do you want to spend hours...nay, DAYS, crafting the perfect email sequence? Our inboxes are inundated with hundreds of emails per day. So writing ones that someone actually wants to open requires more than great grammar. That's why I write email templates that are perky, punchy, and salacious(ly).
Writing is just so much...EFFORT.
I hear you. There are days I don't even want to write. And I practically BREATHE copy (though I don't recommend this). Lucky for you, I'm an expert at getting a feel for your personality inside a single conversation and translating that into personalized, conversational email copy that can welcome new customers, save abandoned carts, or sell a Tesla to Elon Musk.
You already have an email sequence written...but its flatlining.
In THAT case, you don't need a copyWRITER, you need a copy COACH. And that's a service I can offer. Whether your welcome sequence isn't getting the welcome you wish it would or your launch sequence needs a makeover, stat we'll chat through all the ways you can enhance your existing copy's best features.
Wish you didn't need to sell through email at all because you bagged the latest MegaMillions jackpot?
Be honest, you wouldn't be doing all of this if you suddenly became an overnight millionaire. It's okay, I'm not offended. While I can't offer you a big fat check that changes your life in the space of a few seconds, I CAN provide the next best thing which is copy that enlivens interest and attracts your dream clients who have no qualms about paying you the big bucks.
Purchased one of my templates and want extra help?
Let’s do a Lunch Hour.
Sure, you can write. But do you want to spend hours...nay, DAYS, crafting the perfect email sequence? Our inboxes are inundated with hundreds of emails per day. So writing ones that someone actually wants to open requires more than great grammar. That's why I write email templates that are perky, punchy, and salacious(ly).
Writing is just so much...EFFORT.
I hear you. There are days I don't even want to write. And I practically BREATHE copy (though I don't recommend this). Lucky for you, I'm an expert at getting a feel for your personality inside a single conversation and translating that into personalized, conversational email copy that can welcome new customers, save abandoned carts, or sell a Tesla to Elon Musk.
You already have an email sequence written...but its flatlining.
In THAT case, you don't need a copyWRITER, you need a copy COACH. And that's a service I can offer. Whether your welcome sequence isn't getting the welcome you wish it would or your launch sequence needs a makeover, stat we'll chat through all the ways you can enhance your existing copy's best features.
Wish you didn't need to sell through email at all because you bagged the latest MegaMillions jackpot?
Be honest, you wouldn't be doing all of this if you suddenly became an overnight millionaire. It's okay, I'm not offended. While I can't offer you a big fat check that changes your life in the space of a few seconds, I CAN provide the next best thing which is copy that enlivens interest and attracts your dream clients who have no qualms about paying you the big bucks.
Purchased one of my templates and want extra help?
Let’s do a Lunch Hour.
What Allison Can Tackle In...
1 Hour: High-level coaching to improve an existing 3-5 email sequence, completing a template
1 Day: Writing an all-new email sequence (up to about 5 emails give or take) or overhauling an existing sequence of up to 10 emails.
1 Day: Writing an all-new email sequence (up to about 5 emails give or take) or overhauling an existing sequence of up to 10 emails.
Pick Your Rate
Book a quick call to discuss your project. A payment will be due to reserve your desired day.
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Buy My Day
$ 1497 What do you need written? New sales page. Or maybe a new email sequence. Or you need something that already exists updated—a product launch sequence, perhaps? This is for you. Book a call to discuss your project using the calendar below. |
>> Templates
Fill in the blank copy that any small business owner can use to impress their followers inside the busiest of inboxes. |
Now, You Might Be Thinking...
1. That is quite the investment.
You want copy that turns a few heads, hire any old copywriter. You want copy that makes you thousands? Hire me. Multiple clients have written, texted, and called (yes, CALLED, it gave me sweaty palms but I obviously had to answer) to tell me that the email sequence I helped them with had attracted enough new business to pay for itself within one to a handful of sends.
2. How soon can we work together?
Depends on what you need. Templates are available for immediate download. If you want to work together and require the Lunch Hour, I usually have spots available within 2-3 days. If you need the Work Day, I occasionally have an opening, but these tend to book out quickly (limited spaces, you understand) and waiting a month or two isn't unusual.
3. Do you offer payment plans?
Lunch Hours are pay in full at the time of booking. Works Days are 50% due at time of booking with the remaining 50% due 24 hours in advance of our meet-up. I don't offer refunds. I do, in some cases, offer rescheduling based on my availability.
3. What does time with you look like?
It depends on your needs. In the case of a Lunch Hour, I tend toward cozying in and spending the whole time with you. For Work Days we usually chat a little at the beginning and then I finish out the rest of the day on my own. But no matter how we decide to tackle your email copy needs, I guarantee you'll walk out with words that do the work you paid for them to do.